Albert Santos is a Sydney-based writer, pop culture commentator, husband, and toy hoarder.

Some time between his birth during the early 1990's in Brazil and today, he was taught how to use a computer and write words. Generally speaking, historians agree this has had an unprecedented effect on humanity's progress, or lack thereof, as a species.

Meanwhile, he has written for Pedestrian.TV, Junkee, Crikey, Daily Life, Rolling Stone, and Vice, among others. Albert specialises in pop culture commentary, as well as socio-political discussions such as class and disability.

Everyone, including Albert himself, is confused as to why he continues to be hired by anyone. Nevertheless, if you are interested in contacting him for work, head here.

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